Findings:

• Smarter than the average bear
• old books can tell more than one story
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• Smarter than a brick?
• Child support is more than just money
• An old woman's sentiment is delicately spun, and yet we find it stronger than time
• i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
• There's no better mirror than a child
• How to seem smarter than you really are
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The Library Book
• The Old Woman And Her Pig
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• How the bitter old fart chased away the last fair child with any kindness in her heart and declared himself in the greatest ghost town ever created: a parable
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• You are smarter than us
• Dow Jones Industrial Average
• Average Value Method
• Child Prodigy
• Sun Child (user)
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• A Little Child Shall Lead Them
• An Unearthly Child
• The Stolen Child
• I saw a beautiful child
• I Thought I Was A Child
• Let him gather thee cherries that got thee with child
• A bit of the old in-out in-out
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• old chestnut:from 15 to 18
• old chestnut: language equations
• The Old North State
• Old Speckled Hen
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• Dusty Old Tomes
• Converting an old laptop LCD screen into a VGA monitor
• Of Gods and Men: Christs of the Old World
• Eve, We Are Old (Eve 4)
• The Little Old Man's Strange Story
• On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing
• old refrigerators
• Old Hildebrand
• My Old Man's a Dustman
• Ride old smokey
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• Old Town, Wichita, Kansas
• The old hands you’ve baked around hers
• There are old pilots and there are bold pilots; there are no old, bold, pilots
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• Old Maryland Egg Nog
• dying of old age
• Filth Pig
• blind pig
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• Sweet as a Pickle, Clean as a Pig
• More evil than Satan himself
• Uses for Dildos other than the obvious
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Harder core than thou
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• More Real Than Reality
• It's easier to drink on an empty stomach than to eat on a broken heart
• Teaching kids greater and less than
• More Than A Carpenter
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• There's more to musical life than jazz and classical
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• More Than You Bargained For
• the average number of fixed points of a permutation is 1
• the average population of the universe is zero
• Answer to a Child's Question
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Child support
• Child Psychology
• A child, looking for UFOs in the winter sky
• Helping the child or adolescent trauma survivor
• how to keep your child safe with a stranger
• the voice of a child
• Old and New Dreams
• food fight
• old chestnut: four bugs
• An Old Man's Winter Night
• The Search for a Good Old Fashioned BBS
• The Old Letter
• The Old Rugged Cross
• Old Faithful
• As Old As Man
• Old Norse shit
• The Old Ones
• The Story of Rama, The Old Man
• Old Reed
• Old Time Relijun
• The Old Norse Rune Poem
• New West vs. Old West
• Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
• Changes Between Old English and Middle English
• Old school DVD (user)
• Old Bexley and Sidcup
• Revenge is a fish best served old
• Old book smell
• Too Old, Too Busy, Too Sinful
• Go stick your head in a pig
• With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine
• The Pig War
• hot dogs are not made of dog, they are made of pig
• More Human Than Human
• Treatment of corporations
• A better model than the one at data general
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Some Days are Better than Others
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• better than 2 (user)
• Names for digits higher than 9
• You're more than welcome
• less than three (user)
• The need for mystery is greater than the need for an answer.
• Keeping secrets is harder than taking lives
• better than a living will
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• more like a destructive force of nature than a teacher
• Average Joe
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Child pornography
• Selling Your Child
• To Murder the Child
• Is spanking really child abuse?
• Child-Like Empress
• Almond Child (user)
• The Child in Time
• Fallen Child (user)
• "The good old days" are a scam
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Give it the old college try
• old chestnut: crossing a bridge
• old chestnut: foreign restaurant
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• Old people: A shocking revelation
• Never underestimate Old Ladies
• The Old Spaghetti Factory
• The Old Slann
• Thirty Sonnets: The Old Lowe House, Staten Island
• Two old friends meeting on a mist-covered bridge
• Finding your old car back on the road
• Old Tom Morris
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• Old people die
• Old English adjective cases
• The Monster under the Old Church
• The Old Armchair
• Fat Old Sun
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• old art (user)
• Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• Never try to teach a pig to sing
• Guinea Pig bump game
• Are you a sexist pig? Then buy our booze!
• The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs!
• Much better than a piss test
• old-schooler than thou
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• CNN is more addictive than crack
• Louder Than Love
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• Better blatant than latent
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism.

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