Findings:

• Does this dress make me look fat?
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• where does that leave me?
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• What RU-486 means to me
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• quoting statistics won't impress me
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• That which does not kill me...
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
• It does not sing for me
• What does a woman want
• Debbie Does Dallas
• Size does matter
• Why the sun shines
• John Doe
• God does not play dice with the universe
• Daisy Fuentes does not come with that six-pack of Miller Lite
• Jane Doe
• Working does not mean thinking
• why natural selection does not work in this day and age
• doe
• Does free will exist?
• Nobody Does It Better
• MTV sucks
• Does
• How Does Your Garden Grow?
• Does porn increase the self-perceived value of pussy?
• Super Doe deer urine
• Curious George does LSD
• The Doe and the Lion
• Microsoft does your mom
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• Color does not exist
• Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?
• Nature does some kick-ass 3D modeling
• male masturbation
• Female masturbation
• If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
• Why does your deaf brother need a cell phone?
• Mandibular block injection
• Does this ever go away?
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• How much does Milliways really cost?
• Does "All Natural" mean "No Side Effects"?
• Where Does Everything Come From?
• Why does Pierre-Joseph Proudhon drink only herbal tea?
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Christianity does not exist
• Under normal circumstances, the Jewish community does not seek converts
• Duct tape does not make a good bra
• fog machine
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• Does the pace of technology outpace our ability to use it for good?
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• overnight success does not happen overnight
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• What does nuclear fusion smell like?
• Why does Man kill?
• Why Does Smoking Suck?
• How does Metallica eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• How Does Dr. Dre Eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• Biological does not mean genetic
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• How does an atheist swear a vow?
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• What does your hometown smell like?
• Where does the money come from?
• Salary of the President of the United States
• Does X have the Buddha nature?
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• women in uniform
• What does God need with a starship?
• Does shaking your head hurt your brain?
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Why does ice float?
• To which side does your penis lean?
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
• How much uranium does Canada produce?
• Does the Universe have granularity?
• Why does a bull buck?
• If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan?
• Does hate scare people?
• Does your parents' marriage affect yours?
• How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
• Does the Bible allow for additional Mormon Scriptures?
• Does anyone still care about freedom?
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date
• A "Big Bang" does not resolve Olbers' paradox
• Mrs Doe Pee
• The "future" does not exist
• Does Santa exist?
• Mixing bleach and ammonia does not make a super cleaner
• Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
• Using drugs does not make you a bad person
• A little bit of dirt does you good
• What Everything does better than anything else
• does not compute
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• Johnny Dooit Does It
• To which side does sir dress?
• Faking an orgasm does NOT make sense
• Art has an actual purpose
• it does exactly what it says on the tin
• Time does not exist without rain
• Does the flame still burn?
• What difference does it make?
• Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
• Life does not end at high school
• What does art do?
• Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
• How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
• Does that phone taste good?
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• A duck's quack does not echo
• Honig v. Doe
• The Tom and Nicole split: Why does the world care?
• How long does it take to wash church off?
• water does not expand when it freezes
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• NCC
• Why e-commerce does not work
• System Does Matter
• When you know things are just meant to be
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• doe (user)
• Eating one cheeseburger does not mean an agreement to eat five
• A metaphor for sex
• Does a story need a conflict?
• Does not play well with others
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Pretty is as pretty does
• The reasons Melinda's mother does not travel
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• The revolution does not put dreams on trial. Nor does it save us from nightmares.
• she does not know how much I need this
• Wherefore does not mean where
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• What a computer does well
• Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
• Does cruise control work in reverse?
• John Doe No. 2
• Why does my voice sound different on a tape recorder?
• Difference in mass does affect acceleration
• How does a supermodel eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• EGBDF
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Does Lou Reed still crossdress?
• infinity does a handstand
• Television does more than rot your brain

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