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• Be a model or just look like one
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• We only eat the stupid ones
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• The Great Wise One (user)
• Who Knows One?
• There is only one emotion with a built in safety feature
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• just one second hold (user)
• One Legged Purple Hippo with Two Elephant Trunks
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• One up
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• There is only ONE God
• Great One
• The small victories are just are valid as the big flashy ones
• Just one more
• There is only one season in Houston
• It checked every flower twice, the dead ones too
• to know one's onions
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• 4 out of 5 Great Old Ones approve
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• They came together so as to form one whole
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• There is only one electron
• I have one whole anus
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• There can be only one
• The Man in Black Comes to 3/4ths Market Street (Part One)
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Great Old Ones
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
• Ms Blithe tours the great stereotypes of the world, part one.
• The four great ones
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• Words that only have one context
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• And then one day you wake up
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• One of the four beasts saying: "Come and see." And I saw.
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• One year, just.
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• one thing just tears him down
• Just one of the cooks on the Titanic
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• There's one born again every minute
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• one bald guy (user)
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• it's just one of those nights..
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• These go to eleven
• Hitler has only got one ball
• Eleven or One
• the only one (user)
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• One Night Only
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• They grow up. No one told me.
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• The Great One
• One of the guys
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
• The Only Ones
• That One Guy
• That one guy (user)
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• one and only (user)
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
• Just a collection of ones and zeroes
• The Number One Christian porn site on the internet
• Just as I am, Without One Plea
• To the world you're just one person
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• Just One Of Those Days
• Let's get just one thing straight
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• Cooking for One
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Just For One (user)
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• No one knows my plan
• One lump or two?
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Just One
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• One who knows does not speak
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• Pull one's leg
• Tango for One Legged People
• Man with one leg shoe dream man
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• Puffing up one's self to appear larger
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• I liked the one with the whales
• tag after one like a tantony pig
• No One Sang Like Michael
• every secret thing was made by some one
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• No One Knows Who I Am
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• one great love
• Famous people with only one testicle
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"

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