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• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• It could have been me
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• Front porch, what should have been said
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I have always been burning
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Movies that should have been books first
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• The way things have always been done
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Have you been a dad today?
• I know I have been dreaming
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• What Might Have Been
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• You have been the daylight shining
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have just been shot
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• The path we have been walking
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• you would have been
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I appear to have been misinformed
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• And All That Could Have Been
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Could I Have Been?
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• I have no complaint
• We're trying to have a baby
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• My roommates have ordered throwing stars
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• The Walls have Ears
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Yes, I have a thousand tongues
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• I feel I have committed murder
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• Things video games have taught me
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• The Geeks have Inherited the World.
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• You and I have power supplies
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• It's been lovely
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Sex with a chicken
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• have it off
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Questions we will never have answers to
• I have lost many things, so many
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Gifts we already have
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Actors who have played Hitler
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• I have started a box
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• I have too much to say
• I only regret that I have but one upvote to give this writeup
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• the hottest it has ever been
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Proximity Martini
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Let's all have an orgy!
• If you have a penis, this is important information!
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• just to have some human contact
• you have to be close to catch it
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• What lips my lips have kissed
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Why casinos have an upper limit on bets
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• Where have all the poets gone?
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• I have Gaelic
• Houston, we have a problem
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• They had been expecting me
• I've been expecting you
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• Oceania has never been at war
• She's Gotta Have It
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Something I Can Never Have
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.

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