Findings:

• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• You'll never get away with this!
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• we can give up, but the world never will
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Get a rise out of someone
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• You can never get away from yourself
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• can you get enough of me?
• like you're blind but still can see
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• You say you love; but with a voice
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• but with words we can create anything
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• You can run, but you can't hide
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• always morning, but never breakfast
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• You can, but you may not
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• dead, but longing to touch
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• But can a robot love.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Dead But Dreaming
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• Starving in the greenhouse
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• But can you still cry like a child?
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.

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