An old roommate of mine, Reverend Turtle, came up with this variant of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. It was very popular as a warm-up before each weekend's Rocky Horror Picture Show performance:

Xenohomonecropedapyrobestiality
Even though the sound of it is quite an illegality
Laws restricting pleasure are but superficiality
Xenohomonecropedapyrobestiality!

(Hump little animals, hump little guys
Hump little animals, hump little guys)

Well, xeno- that means different and I like them rather strange
Homo- that means similar and I like them just the same
Necro- that means dead and I like them rather stiff
Peda- that means youthful and on this I must insist

(Chorus)

Pyro- that means fire and I like them lit abit
Bestiality is for the fur that's just the fit
Put them all together and you've got a cozy kit
And if you think of jailing me I might not give a sh*

(Chorus)

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