work orders piled high
daily data entry job
might as well sleep in

stomach rumbles nine
roach coach honks by my window
break time immanent

out of things to do
isn't it 5 o'clock yet?
not for two more hours

Copyright 2000 Dayton J. Van Houten III, used with permission, all rights reserved, etc. etc.

The route is flapping.
Queries lost, misbegotten.
I shed a lone tear.

Obnoxious Marines
Wish they would shut the fuck up
Sunglasses indoors.

Wassup?! Wasabi!
Digital cameras. The
fools! IPO.

Bunn-Omatic - my best friend
Always there when I need it
brews Maxwell House or -

Hey, pink boy! Did you
fuck with my stuff? I'll floss your
spleen with your own tie.

While the boss is gone
Everything prevents work
But I still get paid

The sun shines on me
My mower hums constantly
I hate all golfers

The fairways need streaks
My hydraulic line just broke
Hot liquid sprays me

Think I'll take a piss
Woman thinks I'm Mexican
Shows how much she knows