The route is flapping.
Queries lost, misbegotten.
I shed a lone tear.

Obnoxious Marines
Wish they would shut the fuck up
Sunglasses indoors.

Wassup?! Wasabi!
Digital cameras. The
fools! IPO.

Bunn-Omatic - my best friend
Always there when I need it
brews Maxwell House or -

Hey, pink boy! Did you
fuck with my stuff? I'll floss your
spleen with your own tie.

The sun shines on me
My mower hums constantly
I hate all golfers

The fairways need streaks
My hydraulic line just broke
Hot liquid sprays me

Think I'll take a piss
Woman thinks I'm Mexican
Shows how much she knows

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