Preparation time: 8 seconds
Difficulty level: Novice
Serves one

Ingredients:

• 2 slices high-quality thick white bread
• Worcestershire sauce

Sprinkle a light covering of Worcestershire sauce onto one side of one piece of bread. Put the other slice on top, enclosing the sauce-covered section in the middle. Eat immediately, before the sauce diffuses into the bread.

Note to any other editors who want to delete this node: I'm not being silly, this is a real sandwich that I enjoy on occasion.