Findings:
- Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
- i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
- My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Look at me, I am moving on
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
- am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- I am stalking your girls now
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- eaten, captured, turned into beasts
- The smoke turned into rain
- I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- I Enjoy Being a Girl
- The Girl I Left Behind Me
- Watch Me: I Am a Woman
- here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
- Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
- I hope this won't turn into an infestation
- Computers Near Me
- show me a garden that's bursting into life
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
- I was me before being me was cool.
- Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
- The girls' guide to being a girl
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- How the capital letters turned into the small letters
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
- How to turn your boring job into a promising career
- My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
- Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
- things you can't turn into poetry
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- Society made me what I am
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- In another world, I am you and you are me
- i am most interested in a deep understanding of the world. everything else follows.
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- Forgive me for being afraid of the world
- Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
- each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
- How to tell if a girl's interested in you
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- The girl who cried 'rape me'
- OBAFGKM
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
- Look into my eyes and tell me
- How to turn any number into a 9
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
- Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
- e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
- Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
- Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
- Turn anything into a sound file
- Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
- words hiss into me
- we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
- don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
- No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
- some great machines turn beauty into garbage
- When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
- Turn not towards me
- My computer won't let me turn it off!
- the night absolutely into me
- Turn me on, Dead Man
- Dont come near me. (user)
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
- my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- I often wonder if I am closer to reality simply for being poorer
- As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
- I am the juice box girl
- Take Me As I Am
- I Am Driving My Car into the Sun: a cross-country nodermeet
- Yes, I am helloing into a box. There is an echo.
- There is a perfectly rational explanation for why I am banging my head into the wall
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- I am the only being whose doom...
- Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
- because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- why am i me, and you're you?
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- lord help me, for i am weak
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- History is an Angel ... being blown backwards into the future
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- I remember books being like air and food and water to me
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- On looking into the eyes of a living being
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- The four-eyed girl could make me cry
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- There are a million girls like me out there
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
- I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
- Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
- Run and turn into butter
- A Girl Walks Into A Bar
- So this bald girl walked into a bar
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
- Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
- How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
- Turning a dorm room into a room
- How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
- Watermelon hookah
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
- How to turn a crack house into a crack home
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
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