Findings:
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- if you weren't real I would make you up
- The dog who would not move
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Who Would Jesus Bomb?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
- How would you understand?
- Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
- How Pikachu would sing "A Bushel And a Peck"
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- How Would Jesus Go Batshit on Coke, Liquor, and Whores
- How would I transmit to you
- How would a frightened lizard feel?
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- You stole what they would have given you
- Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
- They knew what our pain would be.
- How it would happen
- Did you think I would give up that easily?
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
- Chicago calls to one who would listen
- Would you pick up a penny? (e2poll)
- How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
- if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
- How would you characterize your anger?
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- The Ten Commandments revised
- Half-sour pickle
- The Man Who Would Be King
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Chipirones en su tinta
- The dog who would not beg
- The dog who would not come in
- you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
- You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
- Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
- Who Would True Valour See
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- If they would only choose to hear it
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- He Who Would Valiant Be
- Who would win in a fight between Chewbacca & Bigfoot?
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- Nobody cares who would win a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- The dog who would not back off
- 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
- How Hume would respond to Descartes
- Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
- he would have cried
- How Would Jesus Drive?
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
- The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- A private mirror to show you how beautiful you are
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
- The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
- You mean the me that you would be
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- Ken Lay
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Do vampires show up on digital cameras?
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- What to do if the Grim Reaper shows up at your door
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- How to set up a home network with a PPPoE DSL connection
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- How to pick up a dime with a forklift
- Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
- The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- How to set up a formal table
- How to win the gold and make a baby cry
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- play dumb
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Who what when where why & how
- DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
- how to set up and use a microphone in Windows
- How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- How did I end up here?
- How They Came to Bunbury
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- How to behave at a Japanese sword show
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
- How to ride a bicycle up an escalator
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- The Man Who Cried
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- How to become a person who eats vegetables
- Open up my heart and I will show it
- i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
- cat haters
- everyone on Halloween should show up with a severed hand
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- they might come up here and shoot us all
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
- Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- and your shadow knows how to cry
- Backing up your Windows registry file
- Show your dog some much deserved respect
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- How to make roses open up
- How they Matched the Fuddles
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- seedless grapes
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- How to urinate standing up
- SunOS, Solaris and how they relate
- How to hook a TV up to a computer
- How the Union and the Confederacy stacked up at the beginning of the Civil War
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
- How to set up and operate a road checkpoint
- How to show a sheep
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- So you wanna build a showcar?
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- Using Dao Yin as a martial arts warm up
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- How to liven up a party
- How to pick up Sheilas
- A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
- How to set up and record an EEG
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
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