Findings:
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- Back when grunge was still cool
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- When I Was Cruel
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
- My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- I was raised by the French government
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- When touch was simple
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- November 4, 1995
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- Some time when I was a teenager
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flameā¦
- When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- When I Was Born for the 7th Time
- When daddy was the handsome prince
- When I Was a Lad
- There was a time when I was a better person
- Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
- When I was Fair and Young
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- When Desire Was a Virtue
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- When Frederic Was a Little Lad
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- And When The Sky Was Opened
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- When Grandmother was finished with us
- where was your heart when we needed it most?
- Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
- When our word was iron
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- Going by the script when talking to people
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- What was stolen by someone else
- Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- every secret thing was made by some one
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
- When things are known by a brand name
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
- When I Was One-and-Twenty
- When I was five
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- This was when I knew my childhood was over
- When again between cities was comfortable and right
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- When I was ten years old
- When I Was a Boy
- When I was your age
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- When she was bad
- When I was young Time had no wings
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
- Oh, when I was in love with you
- man when you are telling me how it was
- When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- Back when our blood was still warm
- When I was young
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- I remember when all this was trees
- When I Was a Babe
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- When I Was A Baby
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- When I was 9
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- Down By Law
- division by zero error
- by any means necessary
- Proof by contradiction
- Poetry written by teenagers
- The Attack by Fire
- Death by Water
- seduction by grammar (user)
- Paradox by the Dashboard Light
- Man Getting Hit by Football
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- RFC 602
- The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
- integration by parts
- Naughty by Nature
- inspiration by misreading
- Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
- The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
- Baptism by fire
- trial by fire
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