Findings:

• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• I remember when all this was trees
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• When I was your age
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• man when you are telling me how it was
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• When our word was iron
• When Grandmother was finished with us
• And When The Sky Was Opened
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• When writers use Latin
• When I Was a Lad
• There was a time when I was a better person
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• When she was bad
• When I was young
• When I was ten years old
• November 4, 1995
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• Back when our blood was still warm
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• When I Was A Baby
• When I was 9
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When I was Fair and Young
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• When I Was a Babe
• Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• Some time when I was a teenager
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Lord Boyd Orr
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
• When or Not, Make it Great
• OR WAS IT
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• When I Was a Boy
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When I was five
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When touch was simple
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• When I was young Time had no wings
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• When I Was Cruel
• Back when grunge was still cool
• In the Gym the Floor Was Cold
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Fat Tire
• Fat Man
• saturated fat
• Get a fat lip
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Big fat Romanian (user)
• Fat acceptance
• Horselover Fat
• Fat Tony
• Fat free ice cream
• Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids
• fat free Cool Whip
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• Two kinds of fat
• 85% fat free (user)
• Fat Lenny
• Fat Men from Space
• 95% fat free (user)
• fat replacer
• You aren't fat, dammit!
• why I like fat bastards
• Fat is a Feminist Issue
• fat guys
• Rusto fat cap
• Charles the Fat
• Pork fat rules
• body fat
• Return of the Fat Man
• Minnesota Fats
• Hitting it fat

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