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The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
Oh, when I was in love with you
A poem I wrote when I was 5
The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
He was hard in all the wrong places
Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
When he became an old man
I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
man when you are telling me how it was
It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
Tom, He was a Piper's Son
making certain he was touching her
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
It was 1992. He smiled.
This was when I knew my childhood was over
When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
When I Was Born for the 7th Time
Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
When daddy was the handsome prince
Back when grunge was still cool
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
Some time when I was a teenager
When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
bringing me back to when less was worth more
And When The Sky Was Opened
I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
He Was a Crook
When a man lies he murders some part of the world
The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
All he left her was alone
He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
When he grins it is a thousand-word story
He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
That's Just How He Was
he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
She grew a little older, while he was telling her
Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
When I Was a Boy
November 4, 1995
When I was your age
I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
When I was young Time had no wings
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
I remember when all this was trees
there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
And when she came back she was nobody's wife
Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
When Grandmother was finished with us
where was your heart when we needed it most?
Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
When our word was iron
More than he was willing to give
When I Was A Baby
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
he listened so well, he was still curious.
He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
She was coming out as he was going in.
He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
he was a punk poet himself
He was found
Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
At least he was gentle
He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
He Was Only Joking
some say he was never here at all
St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
What I wrote when I was missing David
When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
When I Was One-and-Twenty
When touch was simple
When I Was a Lad
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
I didn't know such things when I was young
There was a time when I was a better person
I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
He is so heavy when he whispers
When again between cities was comfortable and right
When she was bad
When I Was Cruel
When I was young
When I was ten years old
Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
Back when our blood was still warm
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
When I was Fair and Young
I married him because he was not mean
It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
When I was five
Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
When I was 9
I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
When I Was a Babe
When Desire Was a Virtue
I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
When Frederic Was a Little Lad
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
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Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
Even my faults he adores
Chris and What He Untaught Me
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
great things he has taught us
He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
Surely he would remember this
So, he's leaving
he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
If he's late, you can always start without him
He says she says

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