Findings:

• As bad cop stories go, this one is pretty weaksauce
• cops
• cop
• Psi Cops
• cop a deuceways
• cop out
• Good cop Bad cop
• It's a fair cop
• cop a feel
• Cop Shoot Cop
• Copped
• Copps
• Cop a gander
• Cop Rock
• Virtua Cop
• Fun with cops!
• "Cops" Barbie
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• cop and blow
• T.A.Z.: Resolution for the 1990's: Boycott Cop Culture!!!
• suicide by cop
• Skateboard Cops
• Cops in Reverse
• grammar cop
• Mall cops
• Vancouver BC girl cop
• Are cops completely fucking useless?
• L M N O cop
• Southern Cop
• cop you later
• Dynamite Cop
• cops in the library
• Hellhounds: Panzer Cops
• Kindergarten Cop
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• three cop car barrier
• COP International
• Passover cops raid restaurants serving bread on holiday
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• cop speak
• Beverly Hills Cop
• Cops 'N Robbers
• Copp's Hill Burying Ground
• Cops and Robbers
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Jonni DC, Continuity Cop
• Gen-X Cops
• What if it's the cops?
• Beverly Hills Cop 3
• Beverly Hills Cop 2
• Local cop tries to embarrass city, fails
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Suburban Cops: A pilot episode
• COP .357
• If a cop harasses you, take his badge number
• The cops and me
• Standin' in a pool of cop blood with a shotgun you can't stop
• Virtua Cop: Elite Edition
• C.O.P.S.
• The Quartiere Coppedè, Rome
• Sheila Copps
• Cop Killer
• lines written upon seeing Albuquerque on COPS again
• cop killer (user)
• The Adventures of Brew Swillis, Action Cop Extraordinaire.
• Dr. Cop: A California Chronicle - The New Klan
• Bon Cop, Bad Cop
• Dolly Copp
• Dolly Copp Campground
• copp (user)
• Photo Cop
• Get your dog away from my rims, cop
• Bad Cop (user)
• Of course the cops didn't catch us!
• cop (user)
• Axe Cop
• cop out (user)
• The time my car broke down and I made the mistake of calling the cops
• Cop and a Half
• The Last Cop Out
• That Time Zeph Did Not Meet a Nice Cop
• Story Guide
• story
• Toy Story
• True Stories
• The Story of the Ghost
• The Story of B
• short story
• The Neverending Story
• We are Our Stories
• Nine Stories
• The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories
• The Story of a Shipwrecked Sailor
• Innocent Erendira and Other Stories
• West Side Story
• Yertle the Turtle and other stories
• The Sneetches and Other Stories
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• The story of hemos, nate and a housefire
• Toy Story 2
• A Christmas Story
• Ghost story
• The Real Story
• Tell me a story about trains
• Subway Stories
• My last pep rally as a cheerleader
• Storied
• The Story of Chess
• Transformation Story Archive
• It's a long story
• The TV Man Story
• Cunegund's Story
• Vegas stories
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• Vegas stories: My first girlfriend's wedding
• Vegas stories: Harley Davidson
• The moral of the story
• The Rest of the Story
• Daniel's Story
• Weather Balloon
• Story of Tamar
• back story
• cover story
• Star Ocean: The Second Story
• Apple Confidential: The Real Story of Apple, Computer, Inc.
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• Herman Hollerith
• The Story of the Vivian Girls
• All Stories Are True
• Story of O
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• Haroun and the Sea of Stories
• Pimp: The Story of My Life
• Musui's Story
• A Wedding Story
• Jeff Story
• Zen Story
• Love Story
• The Past through Tomorrow: "Future History" Stories
• Phrases found at the end of interesting stories
• Tell me a story about rains
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• "A Story," by Everythingians
• Just So Stories
• Zifter's Story
• Sysadmin horror story
• A Love Story to Touch Your Heart
• "true" story about Poincaré's baker
• A Story About Magic
• The Story of Mel
• Live the greatest story ever told
• The Story of a Fierce Bad Rabbit

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