Findings:
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- An American in Tours
- How to lessen fantasy cover clichés
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- funny how cliches stay true
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How to get started with 3D computer graphics
- 206
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- How to herd people in public
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- How I started smoking
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How to jump start a car
- How to Stop Worrying and Start Living
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- You, standing
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How Bunnybury Welcomed the Strangers
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- Starting a traffic jam
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- How to start an automobile
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- How to start a fire without matches
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- How to start a chatterbox message with /
- How to start a gaming group
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- how to keep your child safe with a stranger
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- How Do You Say Goodbye to a Stranger?/Goodbye Stranger
- Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- Erotic Fiction Clichés
- cliches happen
- sitcom plot clichés
- Anime clichés
- Science fiction clichés
- Whiskey, Cliches, and Your New Girlfriend
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How much for the little girl?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- and thus the stranger spoke unto the sinner
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to beat the national debt
- How to link to individual user searches
- How to use an apostrophe
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- How big is Everything?
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Humane octopus killing
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How to Cook Everything
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- how to leave the planet
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to spot a powerful mage
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- male masturbation
- Female masturbation
- How to roll a phat blunt
- How to make whine
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How to miss Higher School Certificate
- How fifth graders feel
- How to make love to a virgin
- How to re-integrate the poor and wealthy classes to ensure blending marriages
- How amelinda retroactively changed early Judaic lore
- How to smuggle a snake onto an airplane
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How to torture a telemarketer
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- Learn how to punctuate.
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How the FFT works
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How M&M's are really made
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- How much does Milliways really cost?
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