Findings:

• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• There can be only one
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Exes can be good things
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• we can all just be around other people
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Can many fictions be woven into fact?
• for now this is the best that can be done
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Be all that you can be
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Children can be cruel
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• What can be better than that?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Cars Can Be Blue
• The proper temperature can be reached through the use of heaters
• might be burned in at this point
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Can we still be friends?
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• Valour can be brown
• TV can be a good thing
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• We Can Be Together
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• No one can be in two places at once
• What a kiss can be
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Can a woman be sexist? Can a black person be racist?
• Any song can be a love song
• loyalty can be found in surprising places
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• University students can be really stupid
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Why procrastination can be productive
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• murder can be fun
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• It can be cold in the dark
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• Knowledge can never be certain
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• We can be heroes
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• A dying playground can be Eden
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• Things never were what they used to be
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Short can be good! (document)
• No one can be totally logical
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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