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He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
he is too shy to write his tale
It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
The Price is Right is Fucking Rigged
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
He weaves his words
it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
You're right! Sinister Aleister and his left-hand path of sin is utter destruction!
I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
It's Too Late Now
I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
too big for his britches
Out of his fucking mind
Plants HAve Rights, Too!
why is it always right now?
You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
Pinocchio and his girlfriend
As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
He made a way to his anger
and now forever frozen in time he
Yes me, right now
Right Here, Right Now
God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
I hate myself right now
too late now (user)
Right Where You Are Sitting Now
If I died right now
I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
Things I'll do now that he's gone
Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
Why fucking cows is a bad idea
There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
Skinny people have it bad, too
Ten Reasons Why Reparations for Blacks are a Bad Idea for Blacks - and Racist Too
Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
In Your Heart You Know He's Right
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
His girlfriend
Too Bad
He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
He flops over and bonks his head
An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
I saved his life. He does not know it.
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
now he just uses one he saw on a grave
mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
Now he dances to bring her back.
The weary Titan staggers under the too vast orb of his fate.
Right now I am floating
Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
A fool's right to his tools of rage
A reason to drink
Let us now praise bad girls
That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
Right now,
Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
Right here and now
He just left his body
He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
Too much bad poetry on E2
Bad fantasy novels
Bad posture
My bad
Bad Habit
Big Bad Wolf
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
bad karma
bad conscience
Bad Idea Jeans
bad bookstore
Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
bad memories car
Bad math teacher
Bad Company
A bad 21st birthday
bad form
too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
bad theology
Bad Boy Bill
Napster BAD!
This is probably a bad thing.
2 Bad Mice
The Tale of Two Bad Mice
The Story of a Fierce Bad Rabbit
Good idea, Bad idea
It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
Bad Astronaut
Why capital punishment is a bad idea
Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
All Hands on the Bad One
the bad conductor joke
You make that sound like a bad thing
How can idealism be a bad thing?
bad password
Bad kisser
Mace Windu is a bad motherfucker
Bad habits of the orangutans at the National Zoo
It's not that bad
there's good and bad in being a database administrator

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