Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "To look almost pretty is an acquisition of higher delight to a girl who has been looking plain the first fifteen years of her life than a beauty from her cradle can ever receive"

• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Funny -- she looks much smaller from outside her head
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Helping people cheat
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• We can meet her for you wholesale: a dreaming girl's singularity
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Tender girl sipping and planning out her future
• I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
• The first time I saw her
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Today I clean her little fingerprints from my window
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• The Adventures of The Black Girl In Her Search For God
• her eyes can't find you at first
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• I tried to memorise her, from beginning to end
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• From Her to Eternity
• Telling Anna you love her the first time
• How long have you been in love with her?
• It's been an hour. I still love her.
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• The lust of years has been fulfilled
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• This has not been an easy year.
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• I fell in love with her first
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Saturday night, the words falling from her lips
• the linear and the docile go feral at her command. we're on the run from rogue rivers and predatory trains.
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• her first time
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• I hide in the darkness of the cry that comes from her throat
• GammaGirl, Nothing can slow her down
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• The Girl with the Sun in her Head
• The pretty girl has no friends
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Her novice beauty
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
• The look in her eyes
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• The shadows made her look a little treacherous.
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• She opened her eyes, looked at a world made entirely of white light
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• I told her the driftwood looked like Spain
• Can You Forgive Her?
• while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Why if I ever meet Nancy Grace, I'll punch her in her yapping poodle-like face
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• her beauty broke my bones, shattered my thoughts, tore apart my soul
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• the hottest it has ever been
• Including her knees and a dragon made from a sock
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Ruth holding up time with her beauty
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
• Inches away from her face
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• I watched her from afar
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Say that turning a teenage girl to stone is depriving the world of her
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• She always was devious in her beauty
• Girls Who Looked Under Rocks
• The Girl with the Tears in Her Eyes
• river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• I got a girl in the war, Paul, her eyes are like champagne
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• 7 things to say to a girl to make her fall in love with you
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• If a girl offers you her cheek, kiss her neck
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• a total loss of control over her life
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• he has her eyes
• a girl and her dog
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• Euclid Alone Has Looked On Beauty Bare
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• pretends to sleep as he looks her over
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• I can see her face
• in her other life
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• You can never get away from yourself
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I can do much better than this
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Girls can wank in a ladylike fashion
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• September has such a feeling
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• What can we expect from the aliens?
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• The Library Book
• You can hear the singing of the dancing girls
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived

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