Findings:

• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• That which I should have done I did not do
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• 50 fun things to do in church
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Automobile tire pressure
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• They Might Be Giants
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Farmers' Market
• To do is to be
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Laundry should be free
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Should I be happy?
• How Should A Person Be?
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• You Should Be Sober
• Misery waits in vague hotels to be evicted
• I should be running in the sunshine
• painting stars that have come to be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• painting stars that have not come to be
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• I should be able to remember your face
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• What is and what should never be
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• This node should be filled with bees!
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• They will not be named!
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• titles should be approached laterally
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• play dumb
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Things every child should be taught
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• stupidity should be painful
• you have to be kidding
• Should I be sorry?
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Food should not be luminous
• Funerals should be a celebration
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• why you should never be a referee
• Chalant should be a word!
• There are times when they seem to be right
• you have to be close to catch it
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• It should not be this complicated
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• Things never were what they used to be
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Why should we be moral?
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• AI should be our top priority.
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined

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