Findings:

• Food which was intended as such by nature
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• "Clockwork" (noun) - The mechanisms by which a clock functions.
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• All he left her was alone
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• some say he was never here at all
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• At least he was gentle
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• he was a punk poet himself
• That's Just How He Was
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Naughty by Nature
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I was raised by the French government
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• What was stolen by someone else
• Your job is to find kitten. This task is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten.
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• every secret thing was made by some one
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• More than he was willing to give
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He Was a Crook
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• I married him because he was not mean
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• He Was Only Joking
• He was found
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• making certain he was touching her
• the seven hills of Rome
• Which was what we wanted
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Saved by the Bell
• Chased by bears
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Murder by Death
• money-back guarantee
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• alcohol by volume
• discordian zodiac astrology and such other things as which are connected
• virgin by choice
• go by the board
• cheek by jowl
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• Death By Chocolate
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• inspiration by misreading
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Attack by Stratagem
• Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
• Zero divided by zero
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Bird by Bird
• Paint by Numbers
• Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle

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