The Top 100 Best-Selling Books of 2000
(from Eat the State!, Dec. 20, 2000)
http://www.eatthestate.org/05-08/Top100BestSelling.htm

100. Harry Fucking Potter and the Ton Ton Macoute
99. Harry Fucking Potter and Mad Cow Disease
98. Harry Fucking Potter and the Office of Professional Accountability
97. Harry Fucking Potter and the Big Caesar Salad
96. Harry Fucking Potter and the Spiders from Mars
95. Harry Fucking Potter Wants to be a Millionaire
94. Harry Fucking Potter and the Colostomy Bag
93. Harry Fucking Potter and the Structural Adjustment Program
92. Harry Fucking Potter and the Joint Strike Fighter
91. Harry Fucking Potter and the New Ford Explorer
90. Harryfuckingpotter.com
89. Harry Fucking Potter and Male Pattern Baldness
88. Harry Fucking Potter and the Inadequate Stream Buffer
87. Harry Fucking Potter Suffocates in a Shipping Container
86. Harry Fucking Potter Washes His Hands of the Whole Affair
85. Harry Fucking Potter Eats an Uncooked Hobbit
84. Harry Fucking Potter Has a C-Section By Mistake
83. Harry Fucking Potter Tells All
82. Harry Fucking Potter and the Hostile Takeover
81. Harry Fucking Potter and the Poetry Slam
80. Harry Fucking Potter and the Cat in the Hat Mud Wrestle at the Temple Mount
79. Harry Fucking Potter and the Used Syringe
78. Harry Fucking Potter's Soft Tissue
77. Harry Fucking Potter Fails to Disperse
76. Harry Fucking Potter and the Initial Public Offering
75. The Illustrated Harry Fucking Potter
74. Harry Fucking Potter Rips the Tag Off a Mattress
73. Harry Fucking Potter and the Falun Gong
72. Why Did Harry Fucking Potter Cross the Road?
71. Harry Fucking Potter Goes 40 in a 25 Zone
70. Harry Fucking Potter and the Draft Environmental Impact Statement
69. Harry Fucking Potter Examines White Male Privilege
68. Harry Fucking Potter and the Pencil-Necked Geeks
67. Harry Fucking Potter is Not the Boss of Me
66. Harry Fucking Potter Posts Bail
65. Harry Fucking Potter and the Second Mortgage
64. Harry Fucking Potter and the Multi-level Marketing Plan
63. We Are All Harry Fucking Potter
62. Harry Fucking Potter and the Battle of Hastings
61. Harry Fucking Potter Renounces Transubstantiation
60. Harry Fucking Potter's Dark and Stormy Night
59. The Multicultural Harry Fucking Potter
58. Harry Fucking Potter Sees Dead People
57. Harry Fucking Potter and the Unresolved Childhood Issues
56. Harry Fucking Potter's Lonely Hearts Club Band
55. Harry Fucking Potter and the Intellectual Property Rights
54. I'm OK, You're Harry Fucking Potter
53. Harry Fucking Potter Lets the Answering Machine Pick Up
52. Harry Fucking Potter Issues a Communique from the Lacandon Jungle
51. Harry Fucking Potter Opposes Removal of the Snake River Dams
50. Harry Fucking Potter Has Performed An Illegal Operation
49. Harry Fucking Potter Evades La Migra
48. Harry Fucking Potter Buys a Household Appliance
47. Harry Fucking Potter's Compassionate Conservatism
46. Harry Fucking Potter Invades a Small Country in Africa
45. Whose Harry Fucking Potter? OUR Harry Fucking Potter!
44. Harry Fucking Potter and the Less Than Lethal Weapon
43. Harry Fucking Potter and the Montana Wild Fire
42. Turtles and Teamsters and Harry Fucking Potter
41. Harry Fucking Potter and the Magic Mushroom
40. Harry Fucking Potter and the Second Coming of Christ
39. Harry Fucking Potter and Dr. Hannibal Lecter Eat a Brain for Dinner
38. Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, and Harry Fucking Potter is from Alpha Centauri III
37. Harry Fucking Potter Obtains Some Necessary Dental Work
36. Harry Fucking Potter Agrees to a Six-Year Contract With a Substantial Signing Bonus (Terms to be Announced Later)
35. Harry Fucking Potter and That Little Chihuahua Thing
34. Harry Fucking Potter and Ronald McDonald Go On a Shooting Spree in a Small Town in Oklahoma
33. The Satanic Harry Fucking Potter Verses
32. Snow Falling On Harry Fucking Potter
31. Harry Fucking Potter for Dummies
30. It's A Harry Fucking Potter Thang (You Wouldn't Understand)
29. Harry Fucking Potter Cleans the Crud Out of the Refrigerator
28. Let Harry Fucking Potter Debate!
27. Harry Fucking Potter Impregnates a Chad
26. Harry Fucking Potter Signs a Union Card
25. Harry Fucking Potter Is Now Assembled in a Publishing Maquilladora in Northeastern Mexico
24. Harry Fucking Potter and the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Massacre
23. Harry Fucking Potter Does the Watusi
22. ISO SWHFP HWP (NSND)
21. Fear and Loathing In Harry Fucking Potter
20. Harry Fucking Potter and the Self Adhesive Stamp
19. Harry Fucking Potter and the Regrettable Weekend in Reno
18. The Pre-Approved Harry Fucking Potter Platinum Visa Card, With No Annual Fee
17. Harry Fucking Potter Votes for the Monorail. Twice.
16. Harry Fucking Potter Faces the War Crimes Tribunal in the Hague
15. Harry Fucking Potter and the $700 Transmission Repair
14. Harry Fucking Potter and the Organic Labelling Standards
13. Harry Fucking Potter Becomes A Cliché
12. Harry Fucking Potter Hates the New One Dollar Coin
11. Harry Fucking Potter Becomes Addicted to Painkillers
10. Harry Fucking Potter and the Future of Social Security
9. Harry Fucking Potter Goes Back to Cuba
8. Harry Fucking Potter Is Jealous of Dilbert's Merchandising
7. Harry Fucking Potter Gets Six Electoral College Votes
6. Who Do You Think I Am, Harry Fucking Potter?
5. Harry Fucking Potter Has Two Mommies
4. Harry Fucking Potter Is a Survivor
3. Harry Fucking Potter and the Animal Liberation Front Square Off in Front of Dick's Burgers
2. Harry Fucking Potter Defends the Gratuitious Use of Obscenities
1. Meet the Muggles

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