That big black thing in 2001: A Space Odyssey, which is now also known simply as the monolith, has been interpreted over the years by filmmakers, film critics, art critics, cinematographers, psychologists, anthropologists, monkeys, gods, ass, donkeys, and more as anything from the most important thing humans will ever come across to a big black thing. I've decided it's right fucking proper time for Sarcasmo to take his hits at it. However, I couldn't decide whether to talk about the damn thing in a tone that would mock the people that take it way too seriously, or to be serious and tell everybody what I really think. So, I decided to do both. And now, here it is. The Odyssey That Is the Monolith, In Two Parts:
Enjoy my two sides! And please read both sides, or you won't get the full effect. If you're only going to read one, then read the seriousity one. Thanks for listening!