Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "The Necronomicon is overrated--think of it as the supermarket tabloid of the supernatural. For real knowledge, you want something like the Scrolls of Yhenthen or the Tunguskan Librum."

• The truth, or something like it
• Life, or something like it
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• serendipity, or something like it
• Kid named John, or something like that.
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You, standing
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• There is something you don’t want to say
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• and the greatest of these is to mistake something abstract for something real
• Spider-Man: Wanted: Dead or Alive
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Everything on the Real World like lab rats on Pez
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
• I need something like smoking
• Run like you stole something
• Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
• magic is real and it's nothing like what they say
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• I like train stations and supermarkets
• Pepper steak fajitas or something
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Adventures in Google Translate, or: This is why you pay real people to translate things
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• something like this
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• the time I felt like a real man
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• It's almost like you're real
• stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
• A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• want me like time
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• Or something
• Monkey Soy Leprechaun - Real Or Malarkey, Begorrah? - A Dublin Nodermeet
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• Chunky potato soup or the philosophy of ingesting something hot on a hot day
• I want to create a mystery like that
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• Something you definitely do not want on your face
• something real hanging in the air
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• The girl wants something harder
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• If the real world were like the internet
• Much like what music wants to be
• like a flower or a mushroom or a guinea pig or a vine
• In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• silent like a killer or a lover
• Or something (user)
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• like something out of a story
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• Be a model or just look like one
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• It must have rained or something
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• Wanted Dead or Alive
• Closer (I want to love you like a pikachu)
• Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
• It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• rock (or something)
• Sacred Halls of Supreme Knowledge
• Bhagavad-Gita - The Religion of Knowledge
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Kingly Knowledge and the Kingly Mystery
• Pursuit of Knowledge
• Knowledge ownership principle
• Intelligence, knowledge, and understanding
• No knowledge is too much to bear
• our concept of knowledge
• knowledge worker
• Web of Knowledge
• empirical knowledge
• Knowledge is Good
• What's the difference between knowledge and learning?
• The Knowledge Militia
• knowledge engineering
• Knowledge and Decisions
• Boy With Book of Knowledge
• A man of knowledge increaseth strength
• I want a cup of tea, a helicopter and an inflatable doll
• Pandeism and the knowledge of good and evil
• Difference Between Epicurus and Plato's concept of knowledge
• On the Knowledge of Death
• i am pure knowledge and problemsolving
• A Quest For Local Knowledge, 2012 (document)
• works from A Quest for Local Knowledge (category)
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• Webb's Depths of Knowledge
• when Everything666 has reduced the universe to dust in a cataclysmic inferno of carnal knowledge
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• What you call truth is a blur. What you call knowledge is a rusty memory. What you call trust is a hope, a loyalty which has gone untested.
• seek ye not knowledge, but understanding

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