I am an Everything Hamster, I admit it. I sit in a cage, and all day long work at something. When I feel in need of relaxation and just got to move the bones
, I climb on the Wheel of Oppression
, I bang out a node
, or two. Or ten, on good days.
Or just softlink
. I softlink, and feel that sweet karma improvement fall on my tired shoulder. Then I dismount the wheel, chew on a nice hard mineral-and-vitamin rich biscuit, maybe have a little drink from the coffee filled bird water thing.
Then after daybreak I fall asleep in my little nest, made of old printout
books and old dreams. I sleep all day, and I work all night, but I am not a lumberjack
. I am an Everything Hamster, and there is nothing more to be said. Just don't confuse me with the Everything Mouse
. I am no pointing device
: I point
, they get pointed.
You wanna learn all about my species? Read this handy node
written by a colleague