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• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• sound resounding back again
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• but what's the moral of the story?
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• A vaguely scary story
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• And then it starts again.
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• Illness limits but doesn't define
• But this isn't a Cyberpunk story
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• the truth of this story is not affected by whether it bores you to hear it again
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Not atheist, but what then?
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Again
• Dead Again
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• Now and Again
• born again
• Agains
• Dem Bones Gonna Rise Again
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• What Manner Candide Found Miss Cunegund and the Old Woman Again
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Curses! Foiled again!
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 16.1 Hello, World!, again
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• You'll never work in this town again!
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• WoOz: 24 Home Again
• The Boy Done Wrong Again
• Never Again
• Everything Old is New Again
• The South will rise again
• Adam Again
• leaving again
• Rimrod's Fencing Autobiography : Sixteen
• walking again
• If I could do it all over again
• Stoned Again; and, How I Managed It
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Won't Get Fooled Again
• I Am Startled Again And Again
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• I will never drink root beer again
• August Again
• if i never saw you again
• Bigmouth Strikes Again
• Again, dammit!
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• My heart is breaking, again
• Home Again Without You
• The Diamond Mines Again
• The Diamond Mines Again, 2
• Never Let Me Down Again
• nick can write love poems again
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Truth Crushed to Earth Shall Rise Again
• I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen
• A homesick Lincoln writes again to Mary Owens, May 7, 1837
• Play it again, Sam
• Lincoln plays peacemaker again with William Butler, February 1, 1839
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Forbear dark night, my joys now bud again
• Tonight I met my daughter again
• Soul, wilt thou toss again?
• Goddammit, I forgot the third commandment again!
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• The radios are talking to me again
• Let's Do It Again
• I'm never getting drunk again
• Drink Coke Play Again
• Born Again Virgin
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Here Again
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Pythagoras Again (user)
• Merry meet and merry part, and merry meet again
• Ten years later my mother cried again
• Today I saw her again
• To Riverdale and Back Again
• Einstein, right again
• Fired again
• We'll Meet Again
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• Joy here we are again. Hello Albert
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
• When you are again allowed to use your limbs and your eyes
• Dean Martin Hits Again
• We are using the machines to steal it all back again
• Born Again Pagan
• I Shall Rise Again
• Lost in motion again
• Please call again
• Free Speech Was Threatened Again In The 21th Century: Another History Chapter
• More, Now, Again
• Pull the knife and stick it again
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• Alone Again Or
• Arkanoid: Doh It Again
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• Button-Bright is Lost, and Found Again
• I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
• Press the reset button, and everyone is a virgin again
• It's bushfire season again
• It must be New Years Eve again
• A journey ended begins again
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• I shall go back again to the bleak shore
• When the Robins Nest Again
• Back in the UK Again: Yet Another Informal London Nodermeet
• Psalms of the Convenience Store Clerk: Pump Three on the Fritz Again
• I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again
• The day after I found you again
• You Win Again
• 3:11 in the morning and it started snowing again
• Converting Grams to Moles And Back Again When Dealing With Monatomic Elements
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• Gravity again
• Why the regionally acclaimed 12-year-old composer never wrote music again
• Doctor Phibes Rises Again
• The Doctor and the Prince of Darkness Meet Again
• lines written upon seeing Albuquerque on COPS again
• Ginger Snaps Again: The Beginning
• The Day Again II
• The Day Again III
• The Day Again IV
• we find ourselves among the cities and roads again
• down under stars coming up, we are home again
• Seas gone sleepy and lonely for ships again
• when you're ready to touch me again
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• It Lives Again

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