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• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Advice I have been given about girls
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
• The path we have been walking
• So why talk about politics now
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Real sorry about the food hair
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• I may or may not have been naked
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Can We Talk About This?
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• How long have you been in love with her?
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Two virgins about to have sex
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• At what age should you talk to your kids about drugs?
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Could I Have Been?
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• Have you been a dad today?
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• you have never been safe
• I've been trying to count the stars
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Sorry About Dresden
• In front of the tv, numb, trying not to think about it
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• Talk about the weather
• Sorry about my friend
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• sorry about the mess
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Sorry about the small penis
• small intimate talk about nothing
• what we talk about when we talk about Punk
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I know I have been dreaming
• I have always been burning
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• AES may have been broken
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• The way things have always been done
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• And All That Could Have Been
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I could have been one of a two
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• I have just been shot
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I appear to have been misinformed
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Names have been changed
• Movies that should have been books first
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• Talk About Suffering
• Let's talk about that
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• General sexuality newsgroup
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Things a Computer Scientist Rarely Talks About
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• You, standing
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• What I talk about when I talk about running
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• We talk about the importance of a good handshake.
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Talk to your dermatologist about...
• Talk About the Passion
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• I have a bad feeling about this
• I am sorry about the wings
• When to talk about religion
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• I have more stories about trains for you
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• What have you been smoking?
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• you would have been
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• It could have been me
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• What Might Have Been
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others

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