Findings:

• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• sometimes you just want to talk to a stranger
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• Just Say No
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Computers have no sense of time
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• out of the lie of no rises a truth of yes
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Californians have no soul
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• But I have seen the sun just once
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• I have no faith in your God
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• No fire, just madness
• I have no output and I must scream
• there is nothing left, no joy, no wonder, just the office and cold soup
• Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
• Sometimes, it's better to just smile and nod
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• sometimes a lie is the best thing
• There's no reason to leave this poem alone
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• Words Have No Meaning
• Fish have no concept of fire
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• I have no hair
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Sometimes you have to dance with a watermelon
• I have no memory of my Mother
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Astro City #5
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• No, I don't have channel 11
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• They have no bones.
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• I have no complaint
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• I have no money and I must pay
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• I have just been shot
• Atheists have no support group
• We Have No Moat
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Sometimes it is just good to know
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Sometimes I feel my clockwork heart just ain't wound right
• Sometimes it just blows over
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• Sadness is just a crack in my life that I fall into, sometimes
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• No heaven. No hell. Just science.
• No human, just Porsche
• Just a little bit sometimes of forever
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• There are no lies in the cool grey light of dawn.
• I tell no lies, it's all true, and more besides
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• No good reason whatsoever
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• sometimes skepticism is just ignorance
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• A reason to drink
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Kids have no concept of time
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• just to have some human contact
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Where the streets have no name
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You have no power over me
• I have no browser and I must node!
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• I have no idea!! (user)
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Heart, have no pity
• Our calendars have no meaning
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• I Wonder Sometimes Where the Bluebirds Have Gone
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I have my reasons
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Just Say No to Dubs
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Just say no to TV
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Sometimes it's not political correctness, just respect and caring for others
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?

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