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She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
She saved me from Hylas' fate
She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
that's where she lost me as I began imagining my family amongst blood-dripped hedges
I don't like her because she won't like me
i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
She asked me to stop dreaming of death
10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
Two condoms, she makes me wear
Things Musicals Have Taught Me
You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
She kills me
She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
You taught me more than hugging
Third grade
On the third day, she rose
What school debating society taught me about politics
Some things dannye taught me without trying
She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
She only wants me for sex
She Fucks Me
She said she loved me
she, he, and me
She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
The stars were bright that night she left me forever
He taught me how to smoke
she seems bored with me after all this time
Tell him, she told me
I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
Things Fairy Tales have taught me
What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
What Playboy taught me just now
She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
She might not need me. But then again she might.
She Gave Sweet Love To Me
She misses me
She told me I'd make a good Satan
She just looks at me
She Loves Me
She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
What the rocks taught me
MacGyver taught me that
I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
She told me to say that
She wakes me up by tickling my feet
She loves me, she loves me not
She only wants me for tech support
She loved me for my maths
That one makes me scream, she said
what my parents taught me
There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
What my mother taught me
Things video games have taught me
She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
The portion of her face she allows me to see
She said she loved me. The knife came down.
She doesn't need me anymore
Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
She is still undoing me.
She cleaned up for me at least.
she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
She approached me with some vague line
he taught me to fly then took away my sky
She asked me to read her a poem
She tells me she drives a truck.
She Blinded Me With Science
What golf has taught me
She found me on public transportation
This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
She Speaks to Me
texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
She told me she wouldn't
She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
She told me she remembers three things about me
You taught me to drive at night in the rain, for this I will hold you in my heart forever
She stopped me in the city. A lost soul gambling on random encounters.
She looks at me and she laughs
She pulled the "I love you" on me
Grade 12
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Lew Grade
Hamlet for First Grade
magical grades
Grades For Groceries?
Grade Seven Diary
conservation grade
Meat Grades
Grades are often inversely proportional to effort
9th grade
USDA Grades of Beef
explosive grades
Civil Air Patrol Cadet Grades
metamorphic grade
grade up
Michael Grade
Second grade treehouse kisses
Standard Grade
'O' Grade
10th Grade
Found Poem: From a Study on Reading Habits, Grade 1 Responses
low grade substance abuse
Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
Confessions of a 7th Grade Gambling Addict
Supergirl: Cosmic Adventures in the 8th Grade
hulahoop (user)
Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
This is my truth tell me yours
Ya shoulda killed me last year
If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
This music crept by me upon the waters
O Lord Thou pluckest me out
It could be the last time you see me alive
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
Drug Me
Why Not Me?
Timor mortis conturbat me
What an artist the world is losing in me!
Drink Me
Eat Me
Please Please Me
Come to Me
C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
Don't stand so close to me
You Really Got Me
Me too
Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
Do you know me?
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Me and a Gun
Rape Me
Pour Some Sugar On Me
That man bit me
Excuse me
Give me a break!
What, me worry?
Way The Third
Below me
Peel me a grape
A letter to those who have impressed me
Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
Someone please kill me
Pardon me
I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
talk to me not the computer
Eating in the morning makes me sick
Beam Me Up, Scotty

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