Findings:
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- hypertext fiction 10 years after its official demise
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
- 500 Years After
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- What we found hiding there, furious and so alone
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- Going out for a smoothie with your dad
- What is there to say, decades after the fact?
- The second hand is stopped just after the four, twitching periodically. Outside, a cold rain.
- Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom 10
- There's an interesting conversation going on in my speaker.
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- After the flood all the colors came out
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- the tide going out
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- NORML:Still Crazy After All These Years. Executive Summary.
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- There is life after virginity
- The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
- After sixteen years, that voice
- Going There
- I'm going to kill you
- None of this will mean a thing in 100 years
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- An easy way to get out of going to church
- Isotopes with half-lives between 100 million and 10 billion years
- hiding your emotions is not the same as having control over them
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- I think I'm getting distracted again
- I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- Twenty Years After
- After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
- AFI's 100 Years... 100 Heroes and Villains
- sweet nothings after 25 years of marriage
- 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
- I'm Going Home
- I'm going to be a Dad
- Covid after two years
- After years of research
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- Is she really going out with him?
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- I'm just a bill
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- My cats think I'm a God
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- i'm just a girl
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- They think I'm a god
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- Batman: Year 100
- "Darn it all, and just after I sprayed the whole castle with FLIT!"
- the words I'm after
- I've seen what you call a museum, and it hasn't improved in 10 years
- Going After Cacciato
- Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- masturbating right after working out
- maybe everything will work out after all
- Is There Life After High School?
- Is There Life After Housework?
- After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- going out
- after all these years
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- Footfall after footfall, out to the pingo
- Ten Years After
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- I'm going to Disneyland
- I'm Going Crazy
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- The next 100 years according to Sir Arthur C. Clarke
- There's Something Going On
- I'm going to the moon
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- Going out with a bang
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- Ways of going out in cricket
- this is how i'm going to die.
- What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
- And the Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- If there's hell below we're all going to go
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
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