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• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Changing the side of the road that we drive on
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Would you like to know more?
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Left side drive
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• I walk around when I'm high
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• I like the curves far better
• The Aeroplane Flies High (Turns Left, Looks Right)
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• Avoid missing ball for high score
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Would you know if you were insane?
• On People High and Low (category)
• Penis size and impregnation
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• telling people what they don't need to know
• I know this road pretty well, for I've chased many a honey-bee over it.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• the more clothing I lose, the more often I get to walk around shirtless.
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Treatment of corporations
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• Helping people cheat
• What would Jesus drive?
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Act like you know
• Taking the High Road
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• You Know it Feels Like Distant Thunder
• So little left to say
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• I would know right away that it's you.
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• Passing the baby around like a peace pipe
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• Indigenous people are better than you
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Better to drive a slow car fast than a fast car slow
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• Some memories are buried deep and better left forgotten
• Countries that drive on the left
• we'd like you better drugged
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• words about the wordless, like planets around the sun
• Drive on the right, Pass on the left
• Why do drivers in Britain drive on the left?
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
• Sometimes people drive considerable distances in order to use a simulated running machine in the gym
• I know what it's like to be dead
• How high tech app helps people engage with birds
• Principles of meeting people: Get low, not high
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Lord, you know it makes me high,
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• I like it like that and I know it
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• I didn't know what to say
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• How would you know? And how could you ever know?
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• What would you give your left arm for?
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• high ball problems
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• You should know better
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• you know better
• Better the devil you know
• Know me better, and love me better
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Some better way to say goodbye
• Sheila dashes madly into traffic as Euros flutter down around us like injured butterflies
• worse things have happened to better people
• people were milling around at my wake, whispering and glancing. afterwards, my wife took a twirl with the embalmer
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• You better watch what you say
• The urge to drive off the road
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• LeeAnn drives Michael around
• The less you know, the better you sleep
• The Lord is my shepherd; I shall drive like crap
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• How Would Jesus Drive?
• The guy on the Simpsons that says "Yeeeeessss"
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• leaves spiralled around us like a benediction
• Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• Things guys think girls should know
• People shouldn't drive while crying
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• It's Like, You Know...
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• Drive Like Jehu
• I Know Some Lonely Houses Off the Road
• Just Say Know
• we can all just be around other people
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her
• The difference between reply and reply to all

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