Findings:

• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Automobile tire pressure
• Tripping while trying to sneakily check out pretty girls
• check it out of the library
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• Check out my skinny thighs!
• Check it out
• Checks and balances in the government of the United States of America
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Check Washing
• Send me a check for eleven cents
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Range Check Error
• spite check
• FBI Background Check
• The post-encounter hair check
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Getting paid overtime to check people's bags for dangerous iced tea
• Check Print
• Getting your oil checked, or acute adolescent Appalachian homosexuality
• Double Check
• Checking security checks
• chain check
• Super Information Hijinks: Reality Check!
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• checked exception
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• traveler's check
• She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
• check yourself
• background check
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Things to check before you sign the lease
• Stores that require you to check your bags at the door
• check digit
• Calculating the Check Digit for a UPC
• Perpetual Check
• Sync Check
• Here's My Check, Carnegie Tech
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• They are all pretty but fading.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• but don't take my word for it
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• they carry but they do not understand
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• reality check
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• Netscape Karma Check
• Google spell check
• Submissive BDSM Play Partner Check List
• houndstooth check
• But what are they really thinking?
• Back check
• check card
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• check engine
• How to check the coolant, and what to do if it is low
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• body check
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• blank check
• How to check your car's fluids
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• rain check
• cup check
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• severance pay
• check kiting
• Fill 'er up and check the oil
• Discovered Check
• Check Six
• rubber check
• head check
• Cyclic Redundancy Check
• Do not cash the refund check
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Being a dickhead
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• sanity check
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Malthusian check
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Check Point
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run

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