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• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Things that make me feel feminine
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Don't Make Me Think
• I don't know why I read the newspaper
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Make me one of you
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• Make me one with everything
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• That one makes me scream, she said
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Lord, you know it makes me high,
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• Dont come near me (user)
• Don't tell me about her
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• don't spend it all in one place
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Don't feel that way
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• I don't know what she's thinking. She's very mysterious.
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
• You Don't Know Jack
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I don't know
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Blue and Yellow Don't Make Green
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• I don't mind if you forget me
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• dont know (user)
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• I Don't Know (user)
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• They don't know what I've done
• I just don't know when to quit.
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• You don't know my GOD
• They don't touch me the same way
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Don't Pass Me By
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• Dont come near me. (user)
• I don't feel physical pain
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• we don't precisely know
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• I Don't Know You Anymore
• i don't know what it is on the wind,but
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• I don't know how to smile
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't tell me everything
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I don't feel the same way about you
• Don't call me white
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Don't Know Much
• Don't know your arse from your elbow
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• They Don't Want Me
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• You Don't Know Jack 5th Dementia
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't Give Me Names
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• kill him dead; don't call me
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I don't feel very proud
• I dont know (user)
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• You don't know fear
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Don't send me roses
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I still don't even know you

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