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• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• What life after death will really be like
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source
• There will be no more stories to read
• I fear I will be nothing
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The revolution will not be televised
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• Boys will be boys
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• I will always be weird inside
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Who Will Be There
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Someday, I will be strong
• there will be a last
• Everything will be alright
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• I will be light
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• It will never be just you
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I will always be in the details
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• Even the dead will not be safe
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Carl Everett
• Will I be given that chance?
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• There will be time
• Women who are bred to be ornaments
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• You will be assimilated
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Surgeons must be very careful
• The end will be a sellout
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• The next life will be better
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• There will never be another you
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• They will not be named!
• There Will Be Blood
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I will be your young sinner
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• This love will be your downfall.
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• It will be good when I am leader
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• the world will be remade in our image
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• node that will be my legacy
• all the cute guys will be there
• It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• Will I cease to be
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• What to do after unprotected sex
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• maybe everything will work out after all
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• On the comet there will be much pie
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Marks which will never be broken
• The revolution will not be webcast
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• I will be in my trailer!
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• The Revolution will be televised
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• If it be your will
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Sex after pregnancy
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• What will happen after humans are extinct?

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