Findings:

• Someone please kill me
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Please stop annoying me
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Please help me!
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• let me speak please (user)
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• listen()
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Please Kill Me
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Please, Call me Honky
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• please let me in (user)
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Please Please Me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• please forgive me (user)
• Give me a moment, please
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Bill of Rights
• Bill
• Bill Hicks
• Bill Drummond
• Bill Cosby
• Bill S. Preston Esquire
• Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
• Bill Nye the Science Guy
• Bill O'Reilly
• Brady Bill
• Bill Bruford
• Bill Bennett
• Bill Dixon
• Two dollar bill
• Bill McCartney
• Bill Bradley
• Pecos Bill
• Bill Buckner
• Bill Maher
• Buffalo Bill
• dollar bill
• Buffalo Bills
• Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
• Bill Russell
• Bill Berry
• Bill Conti
• Bill Oddie
• Bill Graham
• Bill Monroe
• fit the bill
• Bill The Gates
• Bill holder
• Hedging bill
• Bill Callahan
• Bill W.
• Bill of lading
• bills of exchange
• Bill Withers
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• thousand-dollar bill
• Webster 1913 sounding like Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• Bill Bunkhouser
• Bill Mumy
• Bill Curtis
• Bill Paxton
• I'm just a bill
• Of the Universal Colour Bill
• Bad Boy Bill
• Bill Dauterive (user)
• Bill Bryson
• bill validator
• bill bissett
• Bungalow Bill
• Regulation of Investigatory Powers Bill (UK)
• Bill Dauterive
• Bill Ashmore
• Bill Littlefield
• Bill Lumbergh
• House passes anti-adult bill
• Bill Bailey
• three dollar bill
• Fire Marshall Bill
• Zombie Bill (user)
• The Physicist's Bill of Rights
• Bill the Galactic Hero
• Bill Clinton wants gun violence
• Bill's Tomato Game
• Bullet Bill
• Bill Schneider
• Bill Bowerman
• The Bill
• Bill 602P
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• Andrey Bill (user)
• Gravity Bill
• Bill Bernbach
• post no bills
• George W. Bush on the $200 bill
• The Ballad of Blasphemous Bill
• Bill Atkinson
• Bill Alderson
• Bill Frisell
• Bill James' Favorite Toy
• Bill Mazeroski
• hand bill
• Bill Richardson
• tossing dollar bills on the stock market
• Bill Moyers
• Barnacle Bill the Sailor
• Banned in Boston for Obscenity: The Five-Dollar Bill and The Quarter
• Wild Bill
• A Horse Named Bill
• Bill Tilden
• bill frazer (user)
• Bill Posters
• Bill 101
• Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures
• Bill Chase
• Bill Parish
• Voters' Bill of Rights
• Bill Barilko
• I just shook Bill Clinton's hand
• Library Bill of Rights
• Bill Benners
• a duck with a bill can pinch pinch pinch
• Bill Wilson
• Bill Aspromonte
• The pie of Bill Gates
• Bill Hogue
• Bill Grogan's Goat
• Bill Gaither
• Old Bill
• Wild Bill Hickok
• Bill Gates Must Die
• A spotters' guide to Canadian counterfeit bills
• Bill Watrous
• Bill Bright
• Why I still pay (part of) E2's bills

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