Findings:
- Please don't feed the troll
- Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
- Please Don't Destroy
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- Please don't apologize for your identity
- Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
- Please Don't Kill the Freshman
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
- When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Please don't take my sunshine away.
- Please don't peel the sweet corn
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
- I don't use the gents or the ladies room
- please don't go
- we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
- why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Catharsis, or Living for the Cool
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Please don't bring your kids
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Please don't smoke the mystery bag
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- Please Don't Bury Me
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
- Please don't send your resume
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- John's Cool Story: Tough Luck, or The Vurping from Room 2306
- Sounds cool and means nothing
- cool
- cool jazz
- Cool as Ice
- LL Cool J
- Cool Hand Luke
- cool beans
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- Page of Cool (superdoc)
- Wild, Cool & Swingin'
- cool media
- Sysadmin cool
- cool cat
- fat free Cool Whip
- Sequential cooling to make dumb messages in Cool User Picks
- Cybersex before it was cool
- Back when grunge was still cool
- Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
- It's cool to hate Microsoft
- Cool Archive (superdoc)
- Nifty New Feature: Cool Archive
- cool as fuck
- I'm not this cool in real life
- keep it cool/shake it up
- Rule of Cool
- medium cool
- It's so cool to wear Nike
- Trying desperately to be cool
- zero cool
- negativity... that ain't cool man
- cool stream of intellect
- The Cool War
- Your accent is so cool
- Taking pictures of art is not cool
- free stuff is always cool
- Losing your cool
- Keeping cool without air conditioning
- It's cool inside!
- Cool corn soup and spicy spinach before going away at the end of summer
- perpetuating a pre-existing coolness is almost as cool as creating a fresh coolness yourself.
- a cool quiet room with no bastards in it
- University jobs are cool
- You can't look cool carrying a poodle
- Cool Britannia
- Why Japan is cool
- Why computer jobs aren't cool
- Paranoia just ain't cool anymore.
- We Real Cool
- Three-year-old boys can be cool
- cool man 1 (user)
- Cool World
- Cool The Engines
- I felt the rain's cool finger-tips
- Cool Man Eddie (user)
- How to cool gases with lasers
- Flying is cool -- It's landing that sucks
- A cool short C program
- A cool short C program: output
- Scale of Cool
- Cool ass babe
- Whirlpool Ain't Cool
- The Skinny on Cool Man Eddie
- Be cool in college
- Cool Man Eddie (user)
- Cool Man Eddie meets Message Inbox
- Project Cool
- Cool Edit Pro
- cool security scanner
- edev: possible Cool Archive fix
- Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place
- Rebellion is cool. Cool sells. Baa...
- cool water sandwich
- Tré Cool
- Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
- It's cool, clear, calm and green in bucolic Chernobyl
- my p166 isn't so cool anymore
- Cool Fusion
- Cool for Cats
- dr of cool (user)
- cool hunting
- As Cool As It Gets
- Pages of Cool for April 2001
- edev: Cool Archive bug fixes
- Editor's Page Of Cool
- money destroys cool
- alternately warm and cool
- whatever, I'll upvote it
- Everything2 in the Pages of Cool
- Cool Runnings
- Cool as Hell
- These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
- regeneratively cooled rocket
- radiatively cooled engine
- ablatively cooled engine
- I was so cool, that first afternoon
- Wow Cool (user)
- I didn't always have this cool job
- King Cool
- Japan's Gross National Cool
- cool your heels
- In the Cool, Cool, Cool of the Evening
- Tres cool
- the cool silence that inevitably follows the vanishing of aeroplanes
- COOL 16 (user)
- Ain't It Cool News
- Evil is not the same as Cool
- Cool Beans (user)
- Cool Gawkies (user)
- Cool hunter
- Cool To Be You
- All the cool kids speak English
- Too Cool for Kissing (document)
- Editor cools (e2poll)
- At time's end we step out of the corn into the cool shadows of the lawn
- HEY youre cool (user)
- Cool Aisle
- Cool Biz
- avril cool (user)
- Jacob Cool (user)
- Mr Cool 1332 (user)
- Cool Cities Initiative
- zero cool (user)
- Yet another guide to being cool
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