Findings:
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Know your pets
- institutions have lives of their own
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- Madmen have a world all their own
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- When each had their own personal anthem
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Why I sometimes think I must be insane
- I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
- Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- Judging women by their books
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- you have to be kidding
- Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- I Think I Should Have Loved You
- The Girl Who Owned a City
- Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Type A blood
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- Who owns the voting machines?
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- girls who like to see their grandmother fight
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- painting stars that have not come to be
- God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- Drivers who think they are Neo
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- The Man Who Would Be King
- Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Each one has their own story
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- Who's Who In Litigation - Designations of the Parties
- Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
- Dead links in writeups
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- Actors who have played Hitler
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- To thine own self be true
- The movements exist on their own terms, manifesting rare beauty
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- Only open if you have already decided not to accept our offer.
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- Flaunting your sexuality
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- play dumb
- God helps those who help themselves
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- The man who refused to be King
- let the memories be good for those who stay
- A League of Their Own
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
- When you know things are just meant to be
- Those Who Must Be Kept
- For those who find themselves frequently in shadows
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- Let us be our own pornographers
- Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- cat haters
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