Findings:

• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• love like you don't need the money
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• like a flower or a mushroom or a guinea pig or a vine
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• I don't like moving.
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• McNulty's Tea and Coffee, Inc.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• I don't like the drugs
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Be a model or just look like one
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• I Don't Like Mondays
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• The truth, or something like it
• I don't like my smile
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• Life, or something like it
• Cold heart, bitter coffee
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Work like you don't need the money
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• I don't think I like your system
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• They don't understand my tea
• I don't think I like love
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• There's a reason why the puss from the warts on my lips smells like garlic. I just don't know it. Yet.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• If you don't like it, leave
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• serendipity, or something like it
• I like my coffee the way I like my women
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• Ashland Coffee & Tea
• I don't see like you
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I don't like grass
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Is this what it feels like to heal?
• we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• War hath no fury like a non-combatant
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• like obsidian, like onyx
• She felt like the word 'shatter'
• these relics rise like steam and each disseminate encircling like a halo'd trajectory, a common crowd, assembling
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XV
• standing on my lawn, with the scissors in your hands, and you could come in where you'd like, to my paper house
• coffee house
• Man... or Astro-man?
• Coffee Jerk
• Spot Coffee
• The Goleta Coffee Company
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• The coffee spoon, which klimpert in the morning at the cup.
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• Coke Machine01 (user)
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• Don't Be Afraid
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• Getting your oil checked, or acute adolescent Appalachian homosexuality
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Portland, Oregon Chinatown
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• Temporary Insanity, or The Weekend Is Not Over Yet (document)
• Don't read song analyses
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• My car es El Coche Magnifico, or: The Oregon Trail Rally eats my dust
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Why wearing cologne or perfume is bad for your future children
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Lord Boyd Orr
• Don't node drunk
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Live or Die
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• tits or GTFO
• Ginny and Lola don't work on Thursdays. Sorry, Sugar.
• Don't Blow Bubbles
• Drugs Or Me
• "The cynic's path" or "Chronicles of a knight in sour armor"
• don't open the box of stereotypes
• I don't love you anymore
• we don't precisely know
• Electric Iced Tea
• Tea Hair
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Tea smoking
• Why I don't wear cologne
• gunpowder tea

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