Findings:

• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• I can only love a world with empty pockets
• Only perl can parse Perl
• Only perfection can break your heart
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• As we say in Bombay, such only is life.
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• I'll punch you as hard as you can cry.
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• talking can only give you away
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• I can only save the world on Tuesdays
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• These are the only hands I can give
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Only We Can Prevent Forests
• There can be only one
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• I can only speak for myself
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• Only Jesus can judge me
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• A Machine that can only Dream of You
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Invest only money you can afford to lose.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Only You Can Save Mankind
• September has such a feeling
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• A Pandeist Pope? We can only hope!!
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• only the named can be destroyed
• Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and hard radiation
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Only Nixon can go to China
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Dead Can Dance
• Seven words you can never say on television
• can of corn
• garbage can
• trash can
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Can hook
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• discordian zodiac astrology and such other things as which are connected
• Any song can be a love song
• that can made you sick
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• You can never get away from yourself
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• can opener
• can of grease
• I can do much better than this
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I think I can, I think I can
• I can taste the floor
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• The scariest words I can think of
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Can machines think?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?

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