Findings:

• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Only You Can Save Mankind
• I'll punch you as hard as you can cry.
• Only Nixon can go to China
• Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and hard radiation
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• I can only save the world on Tuesdays
• Only perfection can break your heart
• As we say in Bombay, such only is life.
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Only We Can Prevent Forests
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Invest only money you can afford to lose.
• Only Jesus can judge me
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• Only perl can parse Perl
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• A Machine that can only Dream of You
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• September has such a feeling
• I can only speak for myself
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• There can be only one
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• talking can only give you away
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• aluminum can
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• Ski piss
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Though you can tell me
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• I Can See for Miles
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Can I Say
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
• cans (user)
• I can still pretend
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• can till can't
• u can go suck a fuck (user)
• How can Poets Survive
• if you like it violent, we can play rough and tumble
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• hard core lego
• Hard liquor for a hard life
• Hard drive space is coming down in price faster than equivalent backup equipment
• Using a hard drive as a paperweight
• Work hard and be nice
• hard discount
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• Hard palate
• the impossible is hard, but not impossible
• The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
• if and only if
• May your only son strike you down
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Only child: Downside
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• Bodies, for we are only women
• The only good Indian is a dead Indian
• you're the only one who doesn't know
• Military exemptions for only or sole surviving sons
• The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
• Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• Slappers Only
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Poodle Thruster
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• If we're such good friends
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can you hum a few bars?
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• The words no one can find
• What can you get for three cents?
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• I can do it myself
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• Can You Read My Mind
• Kick the Can Crew
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• No one can be in two places at once
• How Proust Can Change Your Life
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Punt chauffeur
• hard code
• hard limits
• crashing hard
• hard reboot
• hard/soft coma
• hard vacuum
• a hard, cold shell of cynicism
• Mounting a hard drive
• You're Only Old Once!
• The Internet is like crack, only worse
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• You only live once
• Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Only the gods are real.
• The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes
• It's only gay if the balls touch
• Governments need only give the appearance of justice
• The Thing that Only Eats Hippies
• Put an unmonitored piano in a public place. It's the only real magic that exists.
• Perl is such a jealous lover
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• the hours my father wasted on such tiny, beautiful details
• Can porn appeal to women?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• How fast can blind people read?
• can touching
• nick can write love poems again
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• spray can
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• The Library Book
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• It can be cold in the dark
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Continental Can and BELL
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• How can I miss you if you won't go away?
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• canned hunting
• What a kiss can be
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• We can rebuild him
• once you see a can of white paint and a black cat...
• hard drive
• Brain Teaser
• Low-level formatting an IDE hard drive
• Talk Hard
• How to hide your hard disk porn stash
• Hard Times Cafe
• hard rocker (user)
• Patriotism: A Menace to Liberty

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