Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Okay, so I watched a man get eaten alive and might've killed Anton and a security guard or two, but most of those guys were trying to kill me, so it evens out, right?"

• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• And forty days were fulfilled for him; for so are fulfilled the days of those which are embalmed
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• You were always so good to me
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• So much road kill
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• It kills me to watch them go
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• Please Kill Me
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• Fuck it or kill it
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Getting the most out of public transportation
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• Rasputin: A hard man to kill
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• 206
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• The night was alive, and so was I
• how my computer nearly killed me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Marry, fuck, or kill?
• we travel so often without even moving
• Let's Get Killed
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Kill two birds with one stone
• No one gets out of this life alive
• When did the World get so old?
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• that guy you killed
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• To Kill a Dead Man
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Kill the Man Who Questions
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• kill me now (user)
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• The Man He Killed
• She kills me
• The nine laws of physics which are most likely to kill you
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• kill me (user)
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.
• Two killed in "transporter accident"
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Even monochrome is not so simple
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Getting the most out of P2P filesharing
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• So there's this guy (poetry) mp3 (recording)
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• So there's this guy
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• God Loves, Man Kills
• Someone please kill me
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Getting the most out of being a temp
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• That which does not kill me...
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• kill him dead; don't call me
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• How Prom nearly killed me

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