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• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• Pokemon Red & Blue
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• some say he was never here at all
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• All you ever did was let it happen
• It was not a dream
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• The Thirteen Songs From the Red Chamber Dream
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Let me dream if I want to
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• dreams of red hair
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• There is no dream but this.
• Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• From a dream to a nightmare
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• My dreams are full of ghosts
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• All you ever dream
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• All he left her was alone
• all free pokemon games
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• more sure of all I thought was true
• FTP from my dreams
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• Distilled from Dreams
• Here's to the dream on the back of your hand
• Gender Roles in the Red Chamber Dream
• if dreams are like movies then memories are films about ghosts
• Daylight separates our dreams from our flaws
• all it cost him was a Penny
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• The boat dreams from the hill
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• The Dream of the Blue Turtles
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• You've lost all your dreams
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• There was always the blue of you
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• The Dream of the Red Chamber
• Dreams From My Father
• I remember when all this was trees
• The revolution does not put dreams on trial. Nor does it save us from nightmares.
• holed up in the old cannery, i keep finding fingers in my dreams
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Adapted From a Dream
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Mice will continue to dream of Cats shedding claws from radiation sickness
• I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
• From 'The Seven Dreams Of The Golden Unicorn' by Reynold Cosby
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• I dream of playing backgammon with you all night long
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• From the window of a car, a cigarette's a falling star, a dream within a trail of smoke
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• i go to sleep solving problems and worrying. i dream of ghosts.
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• The reason Shiite imam was based on the house of Hussein and not the house of Hassan
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff’s Hand Bag and Fade away blue
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• all day I dream about sex
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• The prettiest views are all from the ground up
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• /but what was the question?
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• Void, form and passion as personal and social concepts in The Red Chamber Dream
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• Ken Lay
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All

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