Findings:

• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Stoned music memories
• it's God's work to have us fail
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Oh, God!
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Capitalize, please
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• For God's sake, just have another election
• funny oh God
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• I don't believe in anything
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• don't wear your heart on the soles of your feet
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• I don't have the time
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• You don't have any real problems
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I have the power of God and anime on my side!
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• you have to wear clothes
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• It don't mean anything moves
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You don't have to remember my name
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Why I don't wear cologne
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• oh my god (user)
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Oh, the things we cannot have
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• A reason to drink
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Cats don't have brakes
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• You don't know my GOD
• I don't have a television set
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Don't expect God to save you
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Ballet dancers don't wear diapers
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• So you don't have to
• Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Baptist fear of dancing
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• don't shoot the hand of god
• i don't want to achieve a high rank in religion. i want to understand god.
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• you don't have to do this
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Oh my God! The cleaner's on holiday!
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• I have no faith in your God
• Baptist jokes
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• No one says anything important during the day
• pineapple is good on anything
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• It's not supposed to be anything
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• America's social security is anything but secure
• Wear something red today in order to serve as a reminder of the radiance of your loving heart
• why I think I can't do anything
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie

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