Findings:

• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• left up to you i'd drown in the desert
• funny oh God
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• God Moving Over the Face of the Waters
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• For Gods Sake roll up the windows
• Stand Up for Judas
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Rise Up O Men of God
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• Never Gonna Give You Up
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
• Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Stand Up and Shout
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• Generic stand up comedy routine
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• would float or tread water. Or drown in it.
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• oh my god (user)
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• Water god
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Stand up philosophy
• Stand up! Stand up for Jesus
• I can't stand up for falling down
• I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
• Original Stand Up Routine
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• We all gonna end up meeting at the finishing line
• Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• My cats think I'm a God
• How could God let this happen?
• God is good, people are screwed up
• kiss it up to God
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Oh my God! The cleaner's on holiday!
• They think I'm a god
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Oh, God!
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Waking Up God
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• May the gods stand between you and harm in all the dark places you must walk
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• I could drown in your eyes
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• I'm drowning and you're describing the water
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• stand up
• Stand Up and Bless the Lord
• Sit Down. Stand Up.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
• stand up comedy
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• An Original Stand Up Routine
• cabin fever with the water crawling up
• Get Up, Stand Up
• Stand Up Guy
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• I wish I could burn like god
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• could
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• I wish I could cry
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Could you give a little turtle a shot?
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• If I could let the universe swallow you whole
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• If I could do it all over again
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Things that could be
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• We could all be blind
• I could keep my sexuality private
• I could eat a horse
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• I could not fire
• If you could see me cry
• I could taste the air
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• Solving a maze
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• If only I could get into her head
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• The mountain could be home
• If I Could Say Mother
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
• Penis for a day
• Could AOL phone home?
• You could be so delicious
• "It could use a space ship," said the angel
• Could/can vs Would/will
• might could
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Society could use basic cable rebirth
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• This is Water
• A monkey could direct epee
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I could not leave it lonely.
• And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
• the only comfort we could ever have

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