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• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• only then will we be safe from each other
• Will I be given that chance?
• The next life will be better
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• There will be no more stories to read
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• there will be a last
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• There will never be another you
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Even the dead will not be safe
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
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• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• The Revolution will be televised
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• My RPG will be a work of art
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• There can be only one
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Boys will be boys
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• College Financial Aid Services
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• On the comet there will be much pie
• What life after death will really be like
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• If it be your will
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I will always be in the details
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• it would be hilarious if only
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• They will not be named!
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• There Will Be Blood
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• To God Be the Glory
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• The end will be a sellout
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• If It Be True
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Marks which will never be broken
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• The revolution will not be webcast
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• node that will be my legacy
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Someday it will amount to a letter.
• You Shall Be as Gods
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• gods we may be
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• Someday, I will be strong
• God must be deaf
• Everything will be alright
• I will be your young sinner
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• You will be assimilated
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• To thine own self be true
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• all the cute guys will be there
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Carl Everett
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• If it isn't true, it ought to be!
• There will be time
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• the world will be remade in our image
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• I fear I will be nothing
• Will I cease to be
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Too good to be true
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Who Will Be There
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• If God was willing to let it be
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Be My God
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• I will be in my trailer!
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do

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