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• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He flops over and bonks his head
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• A Woman Who Never Was
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• The night I saw a man get his head blown off
• Never Turn the Fish over
• Never trust anyone over 30
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Grabbed by the Ghoulies
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• the girl who danced with the chair
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Kissing a man all over his face
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• head over heels
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
• How to multiply two digit numbers by 11 in your head
• Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Eli who is over six feet tall
• Selling England By The Pound
• She walked by his desk and left a nickel
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• Dude, you're harshing all over my mellow
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Gettin' in over My Head
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• Using a command line
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• if Gerry Stern were dead, he'd roll over in his grave
• drop a piano on his head
• Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• Ode on the Mammoth Cheese Weighing Over 7,000 Pounds
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Old man who lived by the crick
• Thoughts provoked by a new chair
• Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• The Who By Numbers
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Judging women by their books
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• never judge a by a reading
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• It's a bird! It's a plane! It's sarcasm flying right over your head!
• Never Bet the Devil Your Head
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• Over my head
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 1: In Which I Realize I am In Over My Head
• Off with his head!
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Lincoln still melancholy over his broken engagement, January 23, 1841
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• pull the steel wool over his eyes
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Go over one's head
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
• People who don't smoke will never die
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• never know who told it best
• Who never lost, are unprepared
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• You who never arrived
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Police who drive over the speed limit
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• ankle biter
• ankle lock
• clue by four
• North by Northwest
• The change of Philomel, by the barbarous king
• People referred to by three initials
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
• Guided by Voices
• Two nations divided by a common language
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• money-back guarantee
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• By the power of Grayskull!
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• virgin by choice
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• go by the board
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• Death By Chocolate
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts

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