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• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• we can take them
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Fuck them all but the six
• I will ask them all their dreams
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• DOS filenames with spaces in them
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• And the power of the Great Peace drove the evil from them
• we never hear them calling to us
• Fragments of a world, and the spaces between them
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• The Asian plot to take over North America
• I like to take up space
• Garage sale - Feelings free, take them all!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I pick up countries and scatter them down
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• what infant will love them, in the cold dark earth?
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Onion ring to rule them all, Onion ring to fry them
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• The prettiest views are all from the ground up
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Why do we treat them so well?
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• You take up too much space
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• Dr Pepper imitations
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• All these geeks with not a lump of coal to share between them
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• I was into them after they were hip
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Spilling over into words, we run out of space too soon
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
• Let them have Festivas
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• there were no words left; we had said them all
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• Attack of the Giant Ants
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• Take it from me
• Buzz Aldrin's Race Into Space
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• Too few astronauts and too much sky
• Grave Robbers from Outer Space
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Gay Niggers from Outer Space
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• Dunces who waste and lie: An attack on NASA's manned space travel
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• The next life will be better
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Taking over the world using cows
• I will kill you if I can
• Your body is waiting to take over the world
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I Will Take an Egg Out of the Robin's Nest
• Can real love survive over time
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• How can an atheist have morals?
• What can we expect from the aliens?
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• All the fairies have gone
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• And All That Could Have Been
• You will not remember me at all
• Grinding power supply fans and how to fix them
• Why pay someone to advertise for them?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Oh this world can hurt so many
• Them Lunch Toters
• All the burdens so brown and heavy
• Scenes from Tim Rogers in Space, part 1
• If you can't beat them, join them
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• All Things Will Die
• Video games make kids violent! Tiger Woods PGA Tour '01 makes them pro golfers!
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• T.H.E.M.
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• Teach Them to Fish
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• In The Duchess Of Malfi, the horrors of act IV, scene i are less important than the characters' reaction to them
• view them both
• I call them "Wraps"
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• Make them dance on your noise
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Because it all burns up
• I can hear the bloody year
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Entropy catches up with all of us
• My paintings are all I have
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Can I have a pony? (superdoc)
• Where have all the poets gone?
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• People have fucked up before
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• How to get the attention of unruly school children
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• All over the place
• I will not help you beat yourself up

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