Findings:
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- all of them just coming over here and so on
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- we can take them
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I like to take up space
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- I will give them refuge in my own life
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- And the power of the Great Peace drove the evil from them
- I was into them after they were hip
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- Spilling over into words, we run out of space too soon
- The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
- The prettiest views are all from the ground up
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- I Am America (And So Can You!)
- The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
- Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- You take up too much space
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- I pick up countries and scatter them down
- No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
- what infant will love them, in the cold dark earth?
- All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
- Will my children grow up without Popeye?
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
- Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
- So rare you can still hear it moo
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
- they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- Onion ring to rule them all, Onion ring to fry them
- Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
- Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
- we can give up, but the world never will
- Of diamonds and those that have them
- we never hear them calling to us
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- Let them have Festivas
- DOS filenames with spaces in them
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- All these geeks with not a lump of coal to share between them
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Bringing them back from the dead
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
- Garage sale - Feelings free, take them all!
- a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- Dr Pepper imitations
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- All cell phones will have GPS capability
- All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Fragments of a world, and the spaces between them
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- I will ask them all their dreams
- but the worm ended up killing them too
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- The Asian plot to take over North America
- Why do we treat them so well?
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- Fuck them all but the six
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
- All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Boys That Will Never Grow Up
- So I wake up
- Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
- So the sheep will push back
- The ocean will one day give up its dead
- A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
- I think maybe someday I will take off my feathers
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- Grinding power supply fans and how to fix them
- Why pay someone to advertise for them?
- I eat them by the handful
- Strike Them Hard, Drag Them to Church
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- The lives within them
- Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
- The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
- Do not put pets in the microwave to dry them
- Stretching your legs to prepare them for the lotus position
- You see them too; Golden butterflies, countless in number
- the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
- Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
- The sight of happy couples walking hand in hand, and the feeling of despair that is engendered by watching them
- without really seeing them and
- Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
- Questions we will never have answers to
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- when all the white horses have broken free
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- You Can Hear the Sound of the Underground Trains
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- all we can see is open road, telephone poles, a sun that is always setting
- Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
- Is America turning into a country full of junkies?
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
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