Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "NAME REDACTED. Why the hell didn't any of you TELL me I'd left it in there?"

• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Is there any port wine left?
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Tell me a story about flowers
• you are a piece of me i wish i didn't need
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• Tell me about your faith
• Tell me of the nature of love
• Tell me a story
• There is no real me
• left up to you i'd drown in the desert
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Tell me a story about rains
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Tell me something good
• Tell me more
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• O tell me the truth about love
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• There Is Nothing Left to Lose
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• Tell me a story about trains
• As long as there are girls left to dance with this world is worth saving
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• Tell me about your secret places
• there is nothing left, no joy, no wonder, just the office and cold soup
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Tell me what to dream
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• There is a panther stalks me down
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Tell me another lie
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Pop music is irrefutable proof that there is in fact a Hell
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Spawn of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): or "Oh, Nurse, there's a noder in my KY..."
• Are there any scientific alternatives to evolution?
• There is some goodness left in the World
• Monkeys to the left of me! Monkeys to the right of me!
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• My first comet
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Though you can tell me
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• Why tell me that?
• Don't tell me everything
• You tell me this is God?
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Got any ID please?
• Tell Me What
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• A Jared by any other name
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Give a man a mask and he'll tell you the truth
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Drag Me to Hell
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• There are no three letter .coms left
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• There is nothing left to cry about
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
• There are no left turn lanes
• The Girl I Left Behind Me
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• As long as there are girls left do dance with this world is worth saving
• The life train left without me
• This is my truth tell me yours
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• there's nothing left to take a look at
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't Give Me Names
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• tell me the truth
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?

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