• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• They think I'm a god
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• My cats think I'm a God
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• God module
• God can do what he wants
• God as a reductio ad absurdum
• Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• Interview with God
• Manifestation of God
• Atheism is just as illogical as believing in God
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• God's book of poetry
• City of God Book II : 2
• City of God Book XIX : 2
• Of Gods and Men: On Christianity
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• God as the projection of Mankind
• God is not a deceiver
• God Save the Flag
• God's Own Medicine
• No God No Master
• Why God doesn't ride photons
• The Kingdom of God
• Volcano God
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• And God looked crosswise at the Devil
• God bless you, Mr Chamberlain
• If God doesn't exist, is everything permitted?
• the school for gods
• God's
• I'm not very cool
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• I'm the King of the Castle
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• Daydreaming on a lazy Sunday afternoon
• God's shoddy workmanship
• God Plane
• God Hates FAQs
• God Damn it!
• Dancing Gods
• God Bless
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• Family tree of the principal gods of Norse mythology
• It's all in God's time
• whoring after other gods
• The City of God Against The Pagans
• City of God Book XII : 2
• God Ate My Homework
• Of Gods and Men: Works Cited
• God's Lightning
• God lay dead in Heaven
• Sing Praise to God Who Reigns Above
• God abhors a naked singularity
• How could God let this happen?
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• God Shave The Queen
• God King
• The Earth Gods
• TGoP: The Chaunt of the Gods
• Penitentiary of the Gods
• Sky god, how long til the night?
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• God's Truce
• God loves Batman
• God hates shrimp
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm Alan Partridge
• Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• I'm Sas (user)
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• I'm not a cold hard bitch
• I'm not supposed to show you
• I'm dead (user)
• The Lazy Lady Lounge
• porcelain god
• God Lives Underwater
• tell God I said 'hi'
• Woman of God
• "God" billboards
• god with a little g
• God vs god
• Calculating God
• Food of the Gods
• City of God Book VI
• City of God Book XVI
• Of Gods and Men
• Room for God in the holes of Science
• Henry Ford vs God
• Your arm's too short to box with God
• Talking with God
• The God part of the brain
• Hindu Love Gods
• To The God of Love
• God's Acre
• God's gift to women
• Using Space for God
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• I shudder when I think that God is merciful
• God Wants You Dead
• The God of the Philosophers
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• I'm not sure
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm a Pepper
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm on drugs
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• im in your pants (user)
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• Is electricity lazy or smart?
• lazy horse (user)
• My God, it's full of stars
• Who makes God's rules?
• Dead God
• God is everywhere
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• a personal God who intervenes in human history
• Atheism is no more logical than believing in god
• I Am Your God (user)
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• City of God Book III : 2
• City of God Book XVIII : 3
• Of Gods and Men: Logos
• Putting God to the test
• The Stage Manager is God
• Our God, He Is Alive
• God condemns engineering

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