Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Maybe you have your own show on another network but you are not the star around here"

• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Game Show Network
• the circles here have corners
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• You, standing
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• armed with nothing but their own vision
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• Circus of the Network Stars
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• The stars are another whole other story
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• around you I plot the stars
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• institutions have lives of their own
• dreaming of anywhere but here
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• You have your own places to go.
• Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• These papers do not show what I have done
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• For God's sake, just have another election
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• but it's been promised to another
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I have to catch myself around you
• there isn't another side. it's all right here.
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I have another heaping helping of geeky metal songs for you
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• All gods but your own
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• Here comes another resilient thing: Let's do the killing
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• eventually, everything will have its own wiki
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Show, show, show, here we go!
• moment after moment, we have to find our own way
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• we will replace the stars with machines of our own creation
• The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
• This is what we own - here come battle scars
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
• Madmen have a world all their own
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• You're not from around here, are you?
• What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
• we all float around here
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• just another walk around the neighborhood
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• here, but not here
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• Hot pursuit
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Strange News From Another Star
• My roommates have ordered throwing stars
• Here We Have Idaho
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Another bed she does not own
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• painting stars that have come to be
• painting stars that have not come to be
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• Dogs that have owned me
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• Another Green World
• Yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• One man's trash is another man's treasure
• Another Christmas Song
• Another addition of small poetrysmile
• Another person (user)
• Another Mayberry
• yet another another1 (user)
• Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
• Another Drinking Song
• Another sleep-inducing panel on the plague of public somnolence
• Another World Is Possible
• How to project one vector onto another
• The future like another country, and a ticket in my hand
• You need trepanation like you need another hole in your head
• Five Bucks Says Blood Bounces on Ice: Another Jersey Shore Noder Gathering
• Another afternoon in Jamaica
• Another Lullaby

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