A
hyperkinetic freak with
question marks on his suit. Appears in minute-long
commercials on various cable stations and in way-off-prime-time
network slots.
His product is a book he's written about how to use government programs to fund your life. According to Lesko, funding is available for everything from writing a novel to sending your children to college to opening a toy store.
Typical quote: "Living the life you want to live is like being on vacation... EVERY DAY".