A hyperkinetic freak with question marks on his suit. Appears in minute-long commercials on various cable stations and in way-off-prime-time network slots.

His product is a book he's written about how to use government programs to fund your life. According to Lesko, funding is available for everything from writing a novel to sending your children to college to opening a toy store.

Typical quote: "Living the life you want to live is like being on vacation... EVERY DAY".

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