Findings:

• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• There will be time
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• There are times when they seem to be right
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
• It will be good when I am leader
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• There will be no more stories to read
• Now is the time when I start: Drink
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• There Will Be Pieces of You
• On the comet there will be much pie
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• There was a time when I was a better person
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Who Will Be There
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• There will never be another you
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• There Will Be Blood
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• All will be well again in time
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• Let there be another next time
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• there will be a last
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• all the cute guys will be there
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Marks which will never be broken
• Be there or be square
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• The Revolution will be televised
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Rest and be thankful
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I will always be weird inside
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• A fine time to be in the Army
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• I will be in my trailer!
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• The next life will be better
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Just be home in time for supper
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• Hot pursuit
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• There is some place I need to be
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• The end will be a sellout
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• I am blind when I want to be
• Where's the kaboom?
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• There need to be more powers
• Some things that fly there be
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• The revolution will not be webcast

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